The Archbishop’s plummy voice

I was at the opening of a cathedral in Wellington about 7 years ago when I fell into conversation with the archbishop of New Zealand. Unfortunately he was talking in a plummy voice that obviously wasn’t his own and I wanted to talk to him on a human level so I asked God, “How do I get his man to talk to me in a normal voice?”

At which point God took over my tongue and I said “Knock knock”.
To which he replied, “Who’s there?”
And I replied “God!” Remember I had no idea where this conversation was going, I was simply looking on as God used my tongue.
Of course his reply was, “God Who?”
Then I literally shouted at this archbishop, “Whaddya mean God Who!!!”.
The archbishop gave a little jump and looked surprised! And then he started to talk to me in his normal voice and we had a normal conversation, as if the whole thing hadn’t happened at all. I doubt if he even remembered his conversation with God a minute later! But I do and it still makes me chuckle to this day!

About reverendjiam

Namaste I am a master metaphysician , an artist and a lover of life and people. I was given a new organisation - the Wholistic Peace and Prosperity Network - in an epiphany in 1992. I have spent all the time since then struggling to get it started. It was started three years ago and now has 3 members. This year will see us expand to 100 members and then we'll be launched! in the future it will spread world wide and even to our colonies in space! Since writing this I have been promoted to the level of Peacemaker. Apparently there are only seven in this class in the world at the moment. I was promoted when Nelson Mandela died and am amongst greats like John Lennon, Gandhi and The Dalai Lama. Each of us have our own particular task. Mine is to teach Peace (the state of Poor) and Prosperity (the state of Abundance), to lift people up above the negative material state into a state of heavenly BEingness, called Wealth. J'iam

Posted on June 23, 2013, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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