An elephant IS an eagle!

Today is a sad day for New Zealand because today we  started trading in “gay” marriages. Because the “government” has passed a law saying homosexual marriage is legal, people on the physical level now think that homosexuality is right. But on the spiritual level it will never Be right, for it is spiritually forbidden by every manifestation that has trod on this earth – Moses, Budha, Krishna, Zoroaster Jesus, Muhammed, Baha’u’llah. Everyone one of them forbid homosexuality.

But in this material world they seem to think that legislation can alter reality. That by legislating elephants to be eagles the elephants will be able to fly! Not going to happen. You can legislate until you are blue in the face and the elephant will never change into an eagle. You will get many dead elephants at the bottom of cliffs – the bodies of those elephants so caught up in the illusion that they were convinced they actually could fly! An eagle can fly, “I’m an eagle (i have a piece of paper that legally makes me an eagle) therefore I can fly!” Wheeee  – SPLAT!

And there will be casualties at the bottom of the cliffs, the bodies of those fallen on by the falling elephants, probably just casual bystanders passing by.

I don’t know if you’ve thought of it yet ladies, but you are one of the casualties of homosexual marriage. Making homosexual marriage legal means also that the New Zealand government have sneakily made sodomy legal for every one. So men can legally expect to sodomise their wifes in New Zealand from now on. Do you know what sodomy is? It is the penetration of the anus by a rigid penis. This is a very painful experience. It is also spiritually forbidden. So two birds have been legally maimed with one legislative action. Just because something is legal doesn’t make it Moral (Spiritual Law). So expect a new pressure in the bedroom from now on, ladies!

By the way, I am giving up eagle training as I may get my arm crushed by an elephant trying to land on my wrist!


About reverendjiam

Namaste I am a master metaphysician , an artist and a lover of life and people. I was given a new organisation - the Wholistic Peace and Prosperity Network - in an epiphany in 1992. I have spent all the time since then struggling to get it started. It was started three years ago and now has 3 members. This year will see us expand to 100 members and then we'll be launched! in the future it will spread world wide and even to our colonies in space! Since writing this I have been promoted to the level of Peacemaker. Apparently there are only seven in this class in the world at the moment. I was promoted when Nelson Mandela died and am amongst greats like John Lennon, Gandhi and The Dalai Lama. Each of us have our own particular task. Mine is to teach Peace (the state of Poor) and Prosperity (the state of Abundance), to lift people up above the negative material state into a state of heavenly BEingness, called Wealth. J'iam

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