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This is an older picture, one I took at a gypsy fair in New Zealand. A few years later I weas ready to make it into a card and this is the result. Whern I was 21 I was a hippy and lived on the commune of a famous NZ Poet called James K Baxter (although he prefered to be called “Hemi” (which is Maori for James)

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This one is off an old Victorian joke photo,

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and this one is a very new Zealand play on words. NZers commonly refer to other as Yous, pronounced exactly the same as ewes! Example, “what are ewes up to?” 

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 Lol! Ewes can use these cards to various occasions with my blessings,

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Reason #52 why we don’t want to go back to the good old days!

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Need I say more – this cards says it all!

If farts are funny, explosive Diarrhea must be a scream! Lol!

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Of course it’s not funny when it happens to you, but take a Shakespearean actor playing a knight with explosive diarrhea and it does (intellectually/pythonequely) become so. Well that’s my story and i’m sticking to it. The moment I saw this 1890s postcard, the title just popped(i subconsciously wrote pooped instead of popped in the first layout! Lol!) into my head! So I photographed, renovated and restored the card(It was a faded sepia) and put the title on it to complete the card!

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J’iam, why don’t you grow up!!!

J’iam, why don’t you grow up!!!” is what a very staid and sombre “grown up” said to me a few years ago! Without a seconds hesitation I shot back at them, “What’s in it for Me?” Which sort of deflated their immense ego. 

I don’t believe that it was me who replied, I believe it was God teaching the “grown up” something spiritual (we should become like the little children!)

cripes that was a short blog!!

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A funny!

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This is a funny I did about six years ago. I’d bought some silverside and was just making myself a sandwich when it occurred to me that the silverside looked like a tongue and that it was the ideal size to fit in my mouth! So out came the camera and a photo was taken. This is one of the two humorous cards I made with the one photo.