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This is an older picture, one I took at a gypsy fair in New Zealand. A few years later I weas ready to make it into a card and this is the result. Whern I was 21 I was a hippy and lived on the commune of a famous NZ Poet called James K Baxter (although he prefered to be called “Hemi” (which is Maori for James)

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This one is off an old Victorian joke photo,

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and this one is a very new Zealand play on words. NZers commonly refer to other as Yous, pronounced exactly the same as ewes! Example, “what are ewes up to?” 

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 Lol! Ewes can use these cards to various occasions with my blessings,

j’iam

 

A rabbits thoughts on Sex – a greeting card made by J’iam

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This card is based on an old limerick, combined with an old photograph of a Victorian actress dressed up as a rabbit! The two come together to make a very  good card!

Reason #52 why we don’t want to go back to the good old days!

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Need I say more – this cards says it all!

If farts are funny, explosive Diarrhea must be a scream! Lol!

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Of course it’s not funny when it happens to you, but take a Shakespearean actor playing a knight with explosive diarrhea and it does (intellectually/pythonequely) become so. Well that’s my story and i’m sticking to it. The moment I saw this 1890s postcard, the title just popped(i subconsciously wrote pooped instead of popped in the first layout! Lol!) into my head! So I photographed, renovated and restored the card(It was a faded sepia) and put the title on it to complete the card!

j’iam

a conflict of words and image in a card!

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In the above card there is a conflict of the message in words and the message in image! The message in words is promising to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth! But the image of the girl has Pinocchio’s nose attached to it and we all know why Pinocchio’s nose grew, don’t we! Lol! Which do you believe? Always believe the actions rather than the words! A wise man once said, “Let deeds, not words be your adorning (clothes).”  I suppose this card can be summed up in the words, “LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!” Lol!

Another card, this one on cooperation.

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I made this diagram a few years ago to illustrate a talk I was giving and have never tired of it, as it expresses a truth in a very quick and easy way. When we run from a big fish we are all running away from it individually. When we join together and turn on it we are incredibly strong and it runs away from us! /

An example of how big corporations try to stomp out any sign of cooperation before it becomes too big; many years ago I saw a company offering 12% per annum on an investment of $1,000+  As i didn’t have a thousand dollars, I did a quick whip round my friends and 5 of us invested $200 each. As any idiot knows, 5 x $200 = $1,000. I invested it for a year (there minimum term) and let the time quietely tick by. After 5 months I got a “bully boy” letter from their lawyers demanding that I take the investment out and lose all the interest on it. To which I responded (taking no notice of their bullying blustering) that I had a CONTRACT with them and that if they wanted to break the contract they would have to pay the full years interest. No if, buts or maybes (read “the terrible truth about lawyers “by Mark McCormack) just a straight out offer. Amazingly, they paid us out the full amount of capital and interest for a year without a whimper. Which means that we made nearly 29% (per anumm) on our money in five months! But that is the price that were prepared to pay to get rid of us. Somehow they had found out that we had cooperated and bundled our money together to invest and that was definitely against their unwritten rules! Lol! BIg companies hate cooperation because it destroys their chances of usurious profits! Simple as that. 

Did you know that if you have a credit card, it comes with a list of rules to follow. One is that you must pay your bill on time, every month. But only 1 in three customers actually follow this rule. And you know what the companies call these people, the ones who follow the rules? Good customers? NO, they call them (behind their backs) “freeloaders!” Because by you following the company rules they can’t charge you usurious amounts of interest! Good counsel teaches us that “you will know them by their deeds, not by their words” What do credit card companies do with defaulting members (two thirds of all members!) They should prosecute them, put debt collectors onto them. Etcetera. Instead they quietly sit there and charge huge (usurious) amounts of interest! If you are actually in financial trouble you can get a budget adviser to ask for financial relief. As a financial budgeter I have done this in the past. And a single letter has bought interest rates down form 24% to 8%! Not a bad investment for less than a dollar (paper, ink. envelope and postage – that was in the days before the internet). They will still do the same today, because if they don’t they will lose you as a customer and create an enemy who will tell all their friends not to join that credit card company! Which equals less usury paying customers!  

The first secret of cooperation is internal cooperation, creating an internal synergy of body, brain and soul that follows reliable laws. And the only reliable laws are all higher, spiritual laws. The laws of man are only rules and regulations that can be twisted by anyone who is a lawyer, a criminal or someone with a bit of nous! Every time a lawyer writes the words if, and or but, they are in the contract to break the contract you are signing (from their side of the contract, not from your side!). This is the way of 99.9% of contracts!

Only by creating an internal synergy do we become whole. Only by coming whole can we create synergies with other whole people. Synergies can be made with a word and a handshake. No contract is needed to create a synergy. That is why they are much, much rarer than contracts. People into synergies usually make a contract too, as a matter of course, because you can’t always tell if a person is whole or not by their words or recent actions (anyone can keep up a front for 3 months). Synergisers tend to make contracts in plain, simple English without ands, ifs or buts! (again, read the book  “the terrible truth about lawyers “by Mark McCormack!). The reason for plain simple, English is that the contracts become unbreakable! That is why lawyers resist all contracts in this simple form! 

anyway I hope you like the card. It is also available as a motivational poster in A4 AND A3 sized,

j’iam

A card by Reverend J’iam

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I was looking in the fridge one day for something to eat and spotted a piece of silverside, and in my minds eye I saw that it looked like a tongue, so I got my camera out and took a picture of myself with it stuck out my mouth. The rest of the card was easy once I saw the [picture! Lol!